In Loving Memory Of When I Gave A Sh*t

⚰️ IN LOVING MEMORY OF WHEN I GAVE A SH*T

R.I.P. to all the energy you used to waste on things that don't matter. This candle is a memorial to your former caring self and a celebration of your newfound freedom from giving a damn about everything.

🖤 SOPHISTICATED DARK SCENT

A complex, mysterious fragrance that matches your new attitude:

• Rich Black Leather - Bold, sophisticated, and unapologetic
• Delicate Violet Flower - Unexpected softness with edge
• Exotic Jasmine Flower - Intoxicating, mysterious elegance

🕯️ PREMIUM ATTITUDE FEATURES

• 9oz Glass Jar - Perfect size for your new zen
• 100% Soy Wax - Clean burning, like your conscience
• 80+ Hour Burn Time - Long-lasting liberation
• Cotton Wick - Even, consistent burn
• Sarcastic Label - Conversation starter extraordinaire

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR

Ideal for anyone who's reached their limit, burned-out friends, people starting fresh, or anyone who needs permission to stop caring about the small stuff. Great for office desks, meditation spaces, or anywhere you need a reminder to prioritize your energy.

Funny Flames Collection | Attitude Adjustment | Zero F*cks Given