Breaking News: Self-Immolation Not Required for Warmth
Listen, we get it. Life can feel like you're constantly on fire—deadlines blazing, expectations burning, everyone expecting you to be a human torch of productivity and people-pleasing. But here's a radical thought: you don't have to be.
Light this candle instead. Let the soothing sage scent remind you that setting boundaries is way more therapeutic than setting yourself ablaze. Because honestly, martyrdom is so last century, and your eyebrows look great right where they are.
Why You'll Love This Candle (More Than Burnout):
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Sage Scent: Cleansing, calming, and infinitely better than the smell of singed hair
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80+ Hour Burn Time: Outlasts most of your obligations
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Vegan Coconut & Apricot Wax: Renewable, clean-burning, and cruelty-free (unlike your inner critic)
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Organic Cotton Wick: The only thing that should be on fire here
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9oz Glass Jar with Lid: Reusable for storing your emotional baggage (kidding—kind of)
The Fine Print:
Our candles are lovingly crafted with high-quality, paraben-free, phthalate-free fragrance oils that are never tested on animals. Made in the USA with a beautiful blend of sustainable wax, because saving the planet shouldn't require self-sacrifice either.
Dimensions: 1.5" x 1.5" x 2"
Burn Time: Up to 80+ hours of gentle reminders that you're enough, just as you are
Pro tip: Light this candle, take a deep breath, and repeat after us: "My worth is not measured by my productivity, and I am not required to set myself on fire to keep others warm."
Now go forth and be gloriously, unapologetically un-burned. 🕯️✨
