🔥 The Boulder: Because Your Backyard Deserves to Be the Hottest Spot in Town
Meet the Elementi Boulder Fire Pit (OFG110) – the outdoor fire table that's about to make your patio the most popular hangout spot since your friend got that pool table. This isn't just a fire pit; it's a 50,000 BTU conversation starter that runs on propane and pure vibes.
Why You'll Love This Flaming Beauty:
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50,000 BTU of Pure Heat - Enough warmth to roast marshmallows, toast your toes, and melt away the stress of adulting
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Gorgeous Cast Stone Construction - Looks like you hired a landscape architect, but really you just have excellent taste in fire pits
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Electronic Ignition - No more caveman lighter clicking. Just push a button and BOOM – instant ambiance (and bragging rights)
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Lava Rock Included - Because nothing says "I've got my life together" like decorative volcanic rock in your backyard
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Weather-Resistant - Built tougher than your New Year's resolutions
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Propane Powered (LP) - Clean burning, no smoke in your eyes, no ash cleanup. It's like the Tesla of fire pits, minus the Twitter drama
Technical Specs (The Boring But Important Stuff):
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Model: OFG110-LP
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Heat Output: 50,000 BTU
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Fuel Type: Liquid Propane (LP)
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Ignition: Electronic push-button
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Material: Premium cast stone construction
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Includes: Lava rock, protective cover
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UPC: 855598006787
Perfect For:
- S'mores sessions that'll make your Instagram followers jealous
- Late-night philosophical discussions about whether a hot dog is a sandwich
- Pretending you're camping without the bugs, bears, or questionable bathroom situations
- Becoming the neighbor everyone wants to be friends with
- Creating that cozy outdoor living space you've been pinning on Pinterest for three years
Pro Tip: Pairs exceptionally well with good friends, cold beverages, and the realization that you're now officially a "fire pit person." Welcome to the club. We have s'mores.
⚠️ Warning: May cause extreme relaxation, spontaneous gatherings, and an unhealthy obsession with checking the weather forecast.
