When Life Gives You Lemons... Light Them on Fire
Look, we've all been there. That text that needed a dramatic response. That email you wish you could unsend. That memory you'd rather forget. Enter: I Just Needed Something To Burn—the candle that gets it.
This isn't just a candle; it's therapy you can light on fire. Whether you're burning away bad vibes, questionable life choices, or just need something to stare at while contemplating your existence, this flame's got your back.
Why You'll Love It:
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Therapeutic Flames: Sometimes the best way to let go is to literally watch it burn
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Mood Setter Extraordinaire: Perfect ambiance for plotting world domination or just a cozy night in
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Conversation Starter: Guests will either laugh or relate—either way, you win
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Quality Burn Time: Long-lasting enough to outlive your latest drama
Light it during your next existential crisis, breakup playlist session, or Tuesday. Because honestly, who needs an excuse to burn something legally?
Warning: May cause sudden urges to purge your closet, delete your ex's number (again), or finally start that vision board you've been talking about.
