Steel Radius Tapered Planters - Corten Steel Outdoor Planter Box

🔥 The Planter That's Hotter Than Your Ex's New Relationship 🔥

Listen, we could bore you with the technical specs (and we will, because they're actually awesome), but first let's talk about what really matters: These planters are so good-looking, your neighbors will pretend they need to borrow sugar just to get a closer look.

Why Your Plants Are About to Live Their Best Life:

• Corten Steel Construction - This isn't your grandma's rusty bucket. This is intentionally rusty steel that gets MORE beautiful over time. It's like the George Clooney of planters. The weathering process creates a protective patina that says "I'm rugged, I'm sophisticated, and I don't need your validation."
• Radius Tapered Design - Curves in all the right places. Wide at the top for maximum plant real estate, tapered at the bottom for that chef's-kiss aesthetic. Your succulents are about to feel like royalty.
• 55 lbs of Pure American Steel - Made in the USA with the kind of quality that makes you want to salute. This bad boy isn't going anywhere unless YOU want it to.
• Weather-Resistant Champion - Rain? Snow? Your uncle's questionable BBQ sauce? Bring it on. Corten steel laughs in the face of the elements.
• FREE SHIPPING - Because we believe beautiful planters should arrive at your door without making your wallet cry.

The Specs (For You Detail-Oriented Plant Parents):

• Material: Premium Corten Steel (the fancy rust)
• Weight: 55 lbs (substantial enough to mean business)
• Origin: Proudly made in the USA 🇺🇸
• Finish: Natural weathering steel that develops a gorgeous rust patina
• Design: Radius tapered for optimal drainage and style points

Perfect For:

• Elevating your patio from "meh" to "WHOA"
• Impressing dinner guests before they even get inside
• Creating an Instagram-worthy garden situation
• Housing your plant babies in the luxury they deserve
• Making your HOA secretly jealous (we won't tell)

Pro Tip: The rust patina develops naturally over time, so your planter literally gets better with age. Unlike that milk in the back of your fridge.

⚡ FREE SHIPPING INCLUDED ⚡ Because getting this beauty to your doorstep shouldn't cost extra.

Ready to give your plants the glow-up they've been begging for? Your garden is about to become the talk of the neighborhood. (You're welcome in advance.)