🔥 Meet Your New Backyard Overlord: The Traeger Timberline 850 Gen 2
Listen up, grill warriors. This isn't just a pellet grill. This is the Traeger Timberline 850 Gen 2—a WiFi-enabled, wood-fired, flavor-launching rocket ship that turns your backyard into a Michelin-star smokehouse. With 850 square inches of cooking space, you could smoke enough brisket to feed a small army. Or just yourself. We don't judge.
Why This Grill Will Ruin All Other Grills For You Forever
WiFIRE® Technology: Control your grill from your phone like some kind of BBQ wizard. Adjust temps, monitor meat probes, and flex on your neighbors—all from the couch. It's basically cheating, but delicious cheating.
850 Square Inches of Pure Potential: That's enough room for 9 chickens, 7 racks of ribs, or one absolutely ridiculous amount of bacon. Dream big, cook bigger.
Double-Wall Insulation: This bad boy holds heat like a champion. Rain? Snow? Existential dread? Doesn't matter. Your temps stay locked in tighter than your secret BBQ sauce recipe.
Super Smoke Mode: Want MORE smoke flavor? Hit this button and watch your food transform into smoky perfection that'll make your taste buds weep tears of joy.
Traeger Downdraft Exhaust: Keeps smoke away from your food for cleaner burns and better flavor. It's like having a tiny tornado working for you. A delicious, hardworking tornado.
The Specs (Because Details Matter, People)
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Cooking Space: 850 square inches (main grill: 572 sq in, upper rack: 278 sq in)
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Hopper Capacity: 24 lbs of wood pellets—enough for hours of uninterrupted smoke sessions
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Temperature Range: 165°F to 500°F (low-and-slow to sear-your-face-off hot)
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WiFIRE® Enabled: Control via Traeger app on iOS or Android
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Meat Probes: 2 included—because guessing is for amateurs
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Pellet Sensor: Alerts you before you run out (no more sad, pellet-less Saturdays)
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Weight: 201 lbs of pure grilling muscle
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Warranty: 3-year coverage because Traeger stands behind their gear
What You Can Do With This Magnificent Machine
Smoke. Grill. Bake. Roast. Braise. BBQ. Char-grill. Basically everything except your taxes (we tried). From fall-off-the-bone ribs to wood-fired pizza to smoked mac and cheese that'll make you question every life choice that didn't involve this grill.
The Bottom Line
The Traeger Timberline 850 Gen 2 is for people who take their BBQ seriously but don't take themselves too seriously. It's premium craftsmanship meets set-it-and-forget-it convenience. It's wood-fired flavor without the babysitting. It's the grill that makes you look like a pitmaster even if you're just winging it.
Ready to ascend to BBQ greatness? Your backyard is calling. And it's hungry.
Free shipping. 201 lbs of awesome. Zero regrets.
