Funny Self Defense Candle - Humorous 9oz Gift Candle

🕯️ ULTIMATE SELF DEFENSE CANDLE

"A Candle A Day Will Keep Anyone Away... If You Throw It Hard Enough" - Finally, a home defense system that also smells amazing! This hilariously practical candle combines aromatherapy with questionable self-defense advice.

🌸 RELAXING SCENT BLEND

Ironically peaceful fragrance for your "weapon of choice":

• Soft Lavender - Calming, stress-relieving florals
• Sweet Vanilla - Comforting, cozy warmth
• Fresh Linen - Clean, peaceful home vibes
• Light Musk - Grounding, sophisticated base

🕯️ PREMIUM CANDLE FEATURES

• 9oz Glass Jar - Perfect throwing weight (just kidding!)
• 100% Soy Wax - Clean burning, eco-friendly
• 80+ Hour Burn Time - Long-lasting protection
• Cotton Wick - Even, consistent burn
• Hilarious Label - Guaranteed conversation starter

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR

Ideal for friends with dark humor, college students, apartment dwellers, or anyone who appreciates absurd life advice. Great housewarming gift, white elephant exchange, or just because someone needs a laugh.

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