Holy Shit You're Old

🎂 HOLY SHIT, YOU'RE OLD CANDLE

Sometimes the best birthday gift is brutal honesty wrapped in humor! This delightfully offensive candle is perfect for those milestone birthdays when denial is no longer an option. Celebrate aging with a sense of humor and the sweet smell of cake.

🍰 DELICIOUS CAKE SCENT

Indulge in the nostalgic aroma of birthday celebrations:

• Rich Buttercream - Creamy, luxurious frosting notes
• Sweet Sugar - Pure, celebratory sweetness
• Vanilla Cream - Smooth, comforting base
• Golden Honey - Warm, natural sweetness
• Classic Vanilla - Timeless birthday cake essence

🕯️ PREMIUM CANDLE FEATURES

• 9oz Glass Jar - Perfect size for birthday celebrations
• Coconut Apricot Wax Blend - Clean burning, eco-friendly
• Long Burn Time - Hours of birthday cake bliss
• Cotton Wick - Even, consistent burn
• Made in USA - Quality craftsmanship

🎁 PERFECT GIFT FOR

Ideal for milestone birthdays (30th, 40th, 50th+), friends with a sense of humor, over-the-hill parties, or anyone who can laugh at the inevitable march of time. Great conversation starter and guaranteed to get laughs!

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